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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 28, 2005 19:36:03 GMT -5
I feel like chatting about pineapples. They are not made from pine nor apples, how do they get their name? I've had pineapple before, when I was in hawaii. Hawaii was fun. I swam in the ocean with a girl with a jamacian accent. She was nice. It rained in Hawaii. It like, drizzled. there was a lot of water. Like at the Seven Sacred Pools. People were diving there from a cliff. There was a lot of shirtless teenage boys. they were hot. At king's island there were sexy shirtless teenage boys. One of them looked like my boyfriend. I love my boyfriend... he has a dog. the dog's name is Ginger. Ginger clawed Pepper. Pepper is the other dog. Pepper looks like the dog from Men in Black. Men in Black was stupid. Will Smith is cool. He was in the Fresh Prince of Bellaire. That's the show. Hillary is funny. She hates the Valley. That Hillary duff movie A Cinderella Story takes place in the valley. Hillary Duff is a pop star... I wonder if she likes pineapple
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 28, 2005 19:43:20 GMT -5
Sam does not like Hillary Duff. She can't sing. I can sing. I got a solo in choir. I hated my solo with a passion. Amanda makes fun of my solo. Amanda was in The Music Man. She was Maud. I saw her in The Music Man. I also saw Alex Duffy there as well. He's tall. I wonder how tall he is. Not all people are tall. Like Billie. Billie is short. But he's still fucking sexy. Don't you just want to fuck him? Well, too bad, he belongs to us. As does Gerard. Dude, Gerard and Billie should make out. That would be cool. It would be even cooler if Scott and Billie made out. I wonder if they like pineapples...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 28, 2005 19:48:00 GMT -5
Scott use to be in Stone Temple Pilots. Now he's in a band called Velvet Revolver. Slash is in VR. Slash scares me... he has a top hat. That reminds me of magicians, who pulls rabbits out of their hat. Rabbits remind me of Trix, the cereal. That's cereal is good. Another good cereal is Coco Puffs. Coco Puffs are chocolately. Chocolate is odd. Another thing that is odd is curly hair. Like Ray. Ray is in MCR. I love Ray, he's so cool. I wonder if /he/ likes pineapples.
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 28, 2005 19:54:54 GMT -5
Ray is sexy. Like Gerard. Gerard has a brother named Mikey. Mikey is also in MCR. He plays bass. Mike plays bass as well. He is in Green Day. I love Green Day. I have a Green Day song stuck in my head. It's called "Misery". Billie plays the mandolin on that song. Tre plays the accordion. I wish I could play the accordion. I play the clarinet at the moment. My clarinet's name is Antoinette. It used to be named Frank, but then it got a sex change and became Antoinette. Now it can't have baby clarinets. Amanda pointed that out. Amanda has a saxophone. She named it Xander. Xander is an alto sax. I was going to play tenor sax. There's a sax in "King For A Day" by Green Day. I forget the sax player's name. I wonder if he likes pineapples...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 28, 2005 20:00:54 GMT -5
Sax players are cool. Trombones suck. there are trombones in King for a day too. King for a day is on nimrod. Platypus is also on nimrod. Platypus has a bunch of bad words in it. So does this song by Eminem that my cousin was listening to last night. Eminem is on tour with 50 Cent. He's creepy, and has gotten shot nine times. My dad's never been shot. He's a police officer. Tre talked about police officers in his quote "have you ever thrown rocks at cops?". Tre is sexeh, and he ish a drummer. I wonder if you can play the drums with pineapples...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 28, 2005 20:23:03 GMT -5
Tre is amusing. He makes me laugh. blink-182 songs make me laugh as well. Like the song in Amanda's signature at the moment. It's from the album Enema of the State. I have that album. I also have their self-titled album. My favorite blink-182 song is on that album. It's called "I Miss You". It's a creepy song. It has a really creepy video, too. It creeps Amanda out. Another creepy video is "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. The video makes no sense. It's sexy, though. Trent Reznor is sexy. He's sexy in a creepy way. Creepy things are sexy. Spiders are creepy, but not sexy. I'm sexy. And very creepy. Pineapples are sexy.
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 28, 2005 21:15:45 GMT -5
I'm sexeh, in a whore-like way. Sam says I look like a street whore. I have a character who is a street whore. She goes with a bi guy. He's sexy because he's bi. His name is Harry. Another Harry is Harry in Harry Potter. I read the new Harry Potter book. It's spiffy. A spiffy thing about hte Harry Potter books is owls. Owls are cool. They are nocturnal. Like bats. Bats scare me. Ozzie Ozbourne bit the head off of a bat. I think he was high. A lot of artists have been high. Like Scott Weiland. But he's clean now. Go scott! I wonder if they served pineapples in rehab...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 8:23:39 GMT -5
Scott is my manwhore. He's a sexy bastard. He wears eyeliner. Eyeliner on guys turns me on. Guys kissing each other also turns me on. Gerard likes to kiss guys. He likes to kiss Bert. Bert is my fuck buddy. He's Amanda's manwhore. Quinn is also Amanda's manwhore. Both Quinn and Bert are in The Used. I just bought their CD, In Love and Death. It's a spiffie CD. There's a lot of screaming on that CD. Emo bands like to scream. They're all depressed and whatnot all the time. I wonder if pineapples will cheer them up...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 8:29:14 GMT -5
Being depressed is like the second biggest thing that nearly all rock stars are (next to being drunk, high, or some other form of that). For example, the dude from in the Wall. He looked sad. He shaved off his chest hair. On that dance idol thing there was a dude who waxed off his chest hair. That's odd. On the cover of one of Prince's albums he had a lot of chest hair. Prince is an 80's pop star. prince reminds me of Air Supply. Air Supply is mentioned in a Bowling For Soup Song along with Michael Bolton. My dad has a Michael Bolton CD. I hate it. I want to smash it with a pineapple...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 8:34:42 GMT -5
Sam doesn't like Michael Bolton. He must be assassinated. Like Usher. Sam is going to personally kill Usher one of these days. Amanda has Usher CDs. Amanda is a traitor. But Amanda makes up for it by liking The Sex Pistols. The Sex Pistols kick ass. Amanda burned my Sex Pistols album. There's a song on the CD called "Bodies". "Bodies" is Sam's favorite Sex Pistols song. It's about abortion. It has the word fuck in it a lot. Like this line, fuck this and fuck that, fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat. Johnny Rotten is the lead singer. He's British. British punks are sexy. They're all angsty and shit. They like to destroy stuff. I want to destroy stuff with a pineapple...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 8:39:41 GMT -5
British punks are all kewl and old-skool-punkish. Like the Punk rock bratz doll I saw at Toys R Us! That was cool. Toys R Us is next to media play. At Media Play they have Ricky Martin CDs. I despise Ricky Martin. He needs to be buried alive. SAM had a Ricky Martin album. She's a traitor. But she makes up for it by liking cool scremo bands such as The Used and My Chemical Romance. They like to make out with each other a lot. Billie Joe from Green Day kisses a guy before/during every concert. At the one Sam and I saw, he kissed a dude named Chase. Chase was cool. Chase is the name of my imaginary dog. I have an imaginary horse, too, named Toby. Horses are fun. Imaginary friends are fun. I should feed Toby the Imaginary Horse some pineapple...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 8:47:10 GMT -5
I used to have imaginary friends. One was named Damien. Damien was my imaginary brother. My friend Alex has a brother. She has two brothers. One brother is friends with my friend Chris. Chris is a metal head who plays the guitar. He's an annoying bastard. He has a friend named Jacob. Jacob plays the bass. I love the bass, which means I love bass players. Duff is a bass player. He plays bass in Velvet Revolver. I love Velvet Revolver. They're my favorite band ever. I'm gonna see them on August 12. Maybe I should bring pineapples...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 8:49:57 GMT -5
*sigh* I've been hearing about Sam's VR concert for like the last one hundred fucking days. I can't wait until it's over, so she can come back and /tell/ me about it. Woo. She has to throw a rock at Scott. Rocks are cool. There are three types of rocks. Rocks can be formed from lava. Lava is hot. Another thing that is hot is the inside of a stove. I'm afraid of stoves. I'm also afraid of bugs. Bugs are fucking evil. I should lure all the bugs into a trap, using pineapple...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 9:02:52 GMT -5
Sam doesn't like most bugs. Sam likes caterpillars, though. I used to have a pet caterpillar. His name was Bob. He died one day, so I buried him in my garden. That was at my old house. My old house is far away from here. It was in a really small neighborhood. *sigh* I miss that neighborhood. My friend Pricilla and I found a kitty in that neighborhood. We named it Precious. I have three kitties. Their names are Dharma, Chance, and Voodoo. They're Siamese cats. I also have a dog. His name is Jack. My dad named him after Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp plays Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp is dead sexy. He deserves some pineapples for being so sexy...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 9:05:26 GMT -5
Johnny Depp is in that new movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I haven't seen it yet. Sam has. Sam sucks because she always sees movies and Amanda does not. Amanda's sad. There is a sad line in this Rise Against song I like. I quoted part of it on the Rise Against segment of this site thingie. "I don't love you anymore, is all I remember you telling me, never have I felt so cold." It's so sad. Tim is vocals. He needs a hug during that song. I wonder if he'd accept a hug from a pineapple...
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