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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 9:11:41 GMT -5
Emo kids need hugs. I like to give hugs. Hugs save the world, you know. Without hugs, we would be all cold and lonely and whatnot. Ice cream is cold. I like ice cream. My favorite flavors are coffee and mint chocolate chip. I went to Graeter's a couple days ago to get ice cream. I got mint chocolate chip. It was really good. Now I'm hungry for ice cream. But it's too early to eat ice cream. Wish I could eat ice cream for breakfast. I had an apple for breakfast. It was good. There's only one apple left. There's a peach next to it. We don't have any pineapples...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 9:16:41 GMT -5
Fruit is good. We have bananas. My nickname ish Banana. Sam's is Spam. Spam expires! So does toothpaste. That surprised me, that those things expire. Spam is supposed to last forever. Like dirt. Dirt is dirty. If you mix it with water it becomes mud. There was this show where these chicks were mudwrestling. I felt like slapping the guys who were like, drooling. Drooling is something dogs do. I have stuffed dogs. I have six of them. I like stuffed animals. I have a stuffed bear that goes up to my chest. He's like four fucking feet tall. He's taller than my cousin Michael, who ish two. Michael lives in New Jersey. My Chemical Romance are from New Jersey. Do they grow pineapple in new jersey?
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 9:23:20 GMT -5
New Jersey kicks ass. I want to go to New Jersey to visit MCR. I want to poke Gerard. I like to poke things. Amanda does, too. When we went to see Green Day, we poked everything in sight. We even hugged a lamp post. Alex went with us to the Green Day concert. We had shitty seats, but we could still see everything. We saw Billie humping the floor. He made sex noises and it turned us on. Alex shouted, "BILLIE, YOU'RE HOT!" in complete silence and Billie turned to look at her. He smiled. I shouted, "TRE, YOU'RE HOT!" in complete silence and Tre turned to look at me. He smiled as well. All three of us shouted, "MIKE, YOU'RE HOT!" in complete silence and Mike waved in our direction. That was fun. I want to see Green Day again. They're coming to Dayton on August 14, which is two days after my VR show. My grandparents live in Dayton. I had to spend a week there. It was not fun. There were no pineapples...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 9:27:28 GMT -5
After Sam was in Dayton she went to King's Island. Someone (who you shall never guess who it was) was there as a surprise. The Surprise Person wanted to jump out of a cake. We rode the Merry Go Round! and I slid down a slide. Slides are fun. especially water slides. Water is cool. Except in creepy movies like Dark Water and The Ring where water is bad/good. in Dark Water they had lotses of like, soiled brown water. That water had this stuff in it to make it look brown. It is similar to the stuff in coke. I like coke. I like the coke commercials with the polar bears. I want to give those polar bears some pineapple.
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 9:34:32 GMT -5
Polar bears are cool. There is a Stone Temple Pilots song called "Bi-Polar Bear". Scott is bi-polar. He needs a hug. Poor bi-polar people. Billie is bi...bisexual, that is. I love bi guys. They like to kiss other guys. Some people think that's wrong. Those people are bitches. They're homophobic. Bush is homophobic. He wants to ban gay marriage. I don't like Bush, but I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican either. I'm an anarchist. Like that Sex Pistols song, "Anarchy in the UK". I love that song. Amanda and I were singing it on the way back home from King's Island. I got hurt at King's Island. My ring got stuck on my finger and they had to cut it off. My ring, not my finger. It hurt like a sonuvabitch. It hurt even more than getting hit in the head with a large pineapple...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 9:44:15 GMT -5
That ring was odd. Sam use to have a Creed ring. Creed is also odd. she ahs a poster of them in her room. Also in her room she has a poster filled with U2 stuff. U2 ish cool. I have their latest CD. It's kewl. Another thing that is kewl is my iPod. You can put pictures on it. My boyfriend's pictures are on it, except like two. One of them is his shirt-less picture. That picture is sexy... my boyfriend is sick. He threw up, and he's really cold and stuff. He didn't want to leave me but I forced him to go upstairs and lay down. He didn't want to leave because it was My Day. We have days where whatever the other wants, they have to do it. Today was mine, so he was supposed to do whatever I told him to. I like my days. But lately they keep getting ruined. Like books. I keep reading books and they keep getting ruined by people who have read tehm already. I.E. my boyfriend, who told me who the Half-Blood-Prince is in the new Harry Potter book. *sigh* I should give him some pineapple to feel better..
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 10:02:24 GMT -5
I'm reading the new Harry Potter book. I'm almost finished with it. I'm on page...uh...563. There are 652 pages in that book. It's not as long as the one before it. That surprised me. When I'm finished with Harry Potter, I'm going to read Alice in Wonderland for like, the 400th time. I love that book with a passion. It's so creepy and morbid. It reminds me of Coraline. I love that book as well. It's the creepier version of Alice in Wonderland. It has dead things in it. Alice in Wonderland reminds me of the video for "Sour Girl" by Stone Temple Pilots. It's sort of like Alice in Wonderland on crack. I love that song. It is my nickname. Scott is very sexy in that video. I wonder if he ate pineapples during the shoot...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 10:05:24 GMT -5
I saw the Sourgirl video. It had creepy bunnies. I saw bunnies at the pet store the other day. They were gray. They were spiffy because they were all gray and shit. They also had birds. The birds were all gray too, they were very different from mine, which is white and gray with bunches of spots. My bird's names are Babe and Jaret. Jaret is named after Jaret in BFS. Jaret is a cool name. I wonder if Jaret's mom had pineapple when pregnant with future singer Jaret...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 10:11:14 GMT -5
Jaret is sexy. I love BFS. I don't have their album, but Amanda does. I'm missing a lot of good albums. Like the one from Seether: Karma & Effect. I love their first single. It's called "Remedy". The video kicks ass. It's like a fucked in the head circus. I'm gonna go to a circus-type thing the day before the VR concert. It's Cirque de Solei. I've already seen it once, but this is a different one. Cirque de Solei is spiffie. It's all colorful and shit. I usually don't like to go to the circus, but this is different. I don't like circuses because of clowns. I don't like clowns. They creep me out. Clowns juggle stuff. They like to juggle fruit, like pineapples...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 10:13:41 GMT -5
I use to be afraid of clowns. There was a clown at my friend's birthday party and I ran away from it. I ran home. It was cool. I use to live by a wendy's. I heart wendy's. They're open until 1am (depending on location). 1 am is when Invader Zim comes on. I love Invader Zim. Gir is my buddy. He has a cool quote. It's "I had a coupon!" Gir is so cute.. he likes pizza. And pigs. And cupcakes. Does Gir like Pineapples?
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 10:22:07 GMT -5
I love Gir with a passion. He's so fucking cute. I used to watch Invader Zim a few years ago before it got cancelled. Now I watch it almost every day. My favorite episode is Dark Harvest. In that episode, Zim steals people's organs and replaces them with...other stuff. He replaces Dib's organ with a mooing thing. Cows moo. Cows are cool. Gerard doesn't like cows. He says they smell like shit. This is true, but they're still cool. Cows make milk. Milk is good. I like skim milk. I hate whole milk. I had to drink whole milk at my aunt's house because they didn't have skim milk. It tasted nasty. You know what else tastes nasty? Spinach. I used to like spinach, then I just stopped liking it. I like broccoli. I had some good broccoli at my grandparents' house last week. It was fresh broccoli. Fresh things are good for you. Except maybe fresh-baked cupcakes. I love cupcakes. I wonder if there is such a thing as a pineapple cupcake...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 15:51:18 GMT -5
I like cake better than cupcakes. Cake is good. I made a cake the other day, it had strawberry frosting. Strawberry is good. They're red. I had some in Philli. There were a lot of pigeons there. Pigeons are rats with wings. Rats are weird. There are a lot of dead rats in the book Wayside School Is Falling Down. That was written by Louis Sachar. Louis Sachar also wrote the book Holes. Holes was made into a movie. They should fill all those holes with pineapple...
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 15:58:34 GMT -5
We had to watch Holes in science class one day. I've seen that movie too many times, so I played a game with Amanda. It's a game where you write down lyrics from a song and keep going until someone messes up or forgets. It was fun. Amanda forgot the words to "Thank You For the Venom". I love that song. It comes after the interlude on Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. I borrowed that album from Amanda way back when and didn't listen to it for like a month. Then I finally did and didn't give it back to her for about the same amount of time. Then I actually got off my lazy ass and bought it, along with Insomniac by Green Day. I love Insomniac. It's all angsty and whatnot. My favorite song from that album is "Brain Stew". It songs sort of like Nirvana. I love Nirvana. They're my #3 favorite band. I made a list of all my favorite bands. I had 70 on the list until my computer crashed. Now I'll have to reorder them. I also have to rewrite Metropolis because it disappeared along with my list. Metropolis is an awesome story. It has a character named Misery. She's spiffie. Pineapples are also spiffie...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 29, 2005 16:27:35 GMT -5
Misery is in Metropolis. Metropolis is previously mentioned, but still really cool. BEcause Billie is in it. Billie hooks up with my character Alonda, and sires her. Alonda is cool, she's in Sam's latest fanfic. She gets her driver's license taken away because of drunk driving. My friend's dad gets drunk sometimes. He's mean. Mean drunks are bad. They should die. Instead of drinking, they should eat pineapples.
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 16:34:45 GMT -5
Alice's dad drinks. She's yet another character in my fanfiction. Alice's dad lives in Chicago. Alice lives in Seattle. She used to live with her mom, then ran away, then came back to Seattle and got an apartment. Apartments are cool. I used to live in an apartment when I was like three. It was small. Rats are also small. There were rats in the movie Willard. That movie is creepy, but spiffie. Crispin Glover is in that movie. He's sexy...well, to me. He was also in Back to the Future. I love that movie. Michael J. Fox was in that movie, too. He went back in time. He should've taken a pineapple with him...
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