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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 7, 2005 22:52:35 GMT -5
Walmart is interesting. They have some cool shit that I can't get at Kroger. Like my potstickers. Those things are fucking good. I eat them at Mongolian Barbeque. I love that place. I took Alex and Amanda there once. Amanda was all shy and whatnot. She didn't get much. We went to Mongolian Barbeque before we saw The Ring 2. That movie sucked. The only good part about it was when the screen suddenly went blank, but the movie wasn't over yet and I said really loudly, "HUH?" Amanda and Alex cracked up and people started shushing us. That was so fun. We need to see another movie together. Maybe next time we can stifle our laughter. Or else I shall shove a pineapple in Alex's mouth so she won't talk...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 7, 2005 22:58:34 GMT -5
I have to get braces in my mouth. last time i got braces i pulled them out and my mouth bled. I don't like when my mouth bleeds. I like the nightmare before christmas though. I wanted to be sally for halloween but now i am going to be a dead prom queen. I don't like prom queens. They are to hyper and are always cheerleaders. I wonder if i could kill a cheerleader with a pineapple?
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 8, 2005 10:42:38 GMT -5
Cheerleaders are annoying. I could never be a cheerleader. I don't have enough school spirit *lol* I do have enough dignity to be in the school band, though. I play the clarinet. I named my clarinet Antoinette. I haven't played Antoinette in a while. She's lonely. I shall play her once I get back to school. School is coming (heh...cumming). I shall be ready. School doesn't particulary bother me. Now that I'm rid of Mrs. Nash, I think this year will be a good one. I may even find a boyfriend *gasp* I wonder if I can lure him in with a pineapple as bait...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 8, 2005 12:40:20 GMT -5
I have never had a boyfriend. Maybe it's because i am to dark. I am afraid of the dark. To many bad things happen in the dark. Once i saw a squirrel in the dark. It's eyes were red and it looked like it wanted to eat me. I ran away. I do not like to run. It makes me lose my breath. I do not like destiny's child. They have a song called lose my breath. I once chocked on a penny. The ambulence came to check on me. I wonder if an ambulence has ever ran over a pineapple?
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 8, 2005 14:35:54 GMT -5
I've never been in an ambulence. I've never been seriously injured, except for that one time when I twisted my ankle on a trampoline. I was jumping on one foot and it just cracked. It hurt like shit. I didn't have to go to the hospital, though. I've been to a hospital before. I was there because I couldn't breathe. I have asthma. It's not really bad, but sometimes it really bothers me. You know what else bothers me? Flavored apple sauce. I saw grape apple sauce at Walmart today and it really made me question the apple sauce. I mean, if it tastes like grapes, why is it called apple sauce? It's grape sauce. I wonder if they have pineapple apple sauce...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 8, 2005 20:41:38 GMT -5
My mom used to put pills in my brother's apple sauce. He wouldn't swallow pills so she ground them up and put them in his apple sauce. I do not like apple sauce, because i found a blonde hair in a jar of apple sauce that i just opened. I do not have blonde hair. I do not like people with blonde hair. They make me feel ugly. My brother says I am ugly but i suppose he only does it because he is my brother. I do not like my brother he is annoyng and will not shut up. I also have that problem. Another problem i have is that i am a very bad speller. I misspell nearly every single word if I do not pay attention. I wonder if pineapples can spell?
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 9, 2005 8:09:59 GMT -5
I'm a pretty decent speller, I think. I think a lot of things. I think that you shouldn't put kids under the age of 16 in a prison-like environment for punishment, because instead of trying to rehabilitate them, you end up making them...harder. Cold. Mean. Me and my aunt were talking about it with my dad. My aunt is cool. We look alike. We almost bought matching shirts but hers didn't fit properly, it was clinging to her chest which is like DD's. I don't have that big of a chest. It's average sized *pokes it*. Guys don't have chests. Well, they do but they don't have big poofy ones like girls. They have cocks and balls, otherwise known as a "package" in some cases. It's very painful if they get kicked there. Another painful place to be kicked is on your head (the one on your shoulders I mean). There is a song by Dean Martin, an easy listening artist from about the sixties or so whom I love called "Ain't that a kick in the head." That song is cool. My favorite Dean Martin song is "Let me go Lover." Dean Martin lived in Ohio. I was born in South Carolina. South Carolina holds an annual water festival with boats and stuff in july. It passed already for this year. I was so sad, I didn't get to go. Another place I don't get to go is Puerto Rico. We have decided to go to Hawaii instead (again.) My cousin lives in Puerto Rico and went to Hawaii with us a couple years ago when I was about nine. Her name is Monica. No, she was not named after the lady Bill Clinton had an affair with. Bill Clinton lied under oath. He used his "hand" as me and my dad call it. It's where you have your hand in like a bit of a fist, with your thumb sticking out (not tucked by your knuckles) and you sorta point with your thumb. Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and Whitney Houston all did it. Whitney Houston is creepy. she looks like a fucking crackhead. But she's not. Because "*does clinton hand* Crack is cheap. I wouldn't do crack." She basically said 'oh I'm better than crack.' Pfft, yea right. I did a report on crack in...*thinks* Sixth grade? I believe so. it was interesting. It was called like blow and white snow and stuff. Snow is fun. You can make snowmen. Can you make a snow-pineapple?
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 9, 2005 9:17:07 GMT -5
Snowmen kick ass. You can make an evil snowman if you really wanted to. Or you could stick a carrot near its "crotch" to give the poor snowman a cock. Even though you probably wouldn't find a snowman getting it on with a snowoman, it would still boost his ego if he had one...even if it is a carrot. Carrots are good. They help you see in the dark. I like the dark. You can't see what's coming to get you *evil grin* I also like the dark because it's cool in the dark. It's not very hot. Except if you wear dark colors in the bright sunlight. Now that's fucking hot. I know from experience. You know what else is hot? Hot sauce. Yeah, no shit. Hot sauce is really fucking hot. I don't like hot sauce. I don't care for spicy things. I wonder if there's a spicy pineapple out there somewhere...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 9, 2005 12:38:06 GMT -5
I love spicy food! except sometimes it burns my tounge. you know what else burns my tounge? Hot chocolate. I like choclate i was ate an entire half pund bar of chocolate. It made my stomach hurt. When i turned nine and i said my stomach hurt my mom let me stay home from school just in case i recevied a little gift. (girls know what i am talking about) So about once a week i would say mommy my stomach hurts and boom, i wouldn't have to go to school. It was fun. Another thing that is fun is amusment parks. I once went to dollywood. (that's in tennesee folks) and i rode this really awesome rollercoaster! it was cool. You know what else is cool? a freezer. I once stuck my tounge to the freezer door and it stuck. It hurt like a mo' fo'! You know what else hurts like a mo' fo'? stubbing your toe! I once stubbed my toe because i walked into a wall. I wonder is pineapples can grow off of a wall?
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 9, 2005 17:18:02 GMT -5
Walls...that reminds me of The Wall by Pink Floyd. That album kicks major ass. There is a really creepy song on that album that I adore called "The Trial". In the movie, there's a bunch of really fucking creepy animation during the song. There are like demons and nightmarish-type things. That whole movie is pretty fucked in the head. That's why I love it so much ^_^ I forced Amanda to watch it one day. She kept laughing at this dude who fell down. She said, "Haha, he fell!" I smacked her. It was fun. You know what else is fun? Rolling down hills. I like rolling down hills. I get all dizzy and I also get itchy. I don't like being itchy. I was itchy when I had the chicken pox. That was quite a while ago. I wonder if pineapples can get the chicken pox...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 9, 2005 20:58:42 GMT -5
I was a baby when i had chicken pox so I don't remember it. Another thing I can't seem to remember is how to spell my middle name. It should be simple because it's marie, but since i don't spell it out all that often i sometimes forget how to spell it. I am a really bad speller ask anyone. Sam always makes fun of me because althogh I suck at spelling I seem to be excepted into accelerated language arts every year. I hated my language arts teacher last year. her name was Mrs. Nash. (Mr. Nash) She always yelled at me because why else i argued with her and I talked alot. Although one time I said shit and she didn't say anything. I think I intimadated her. Mrs. Nash looked like a man. Men are hot. Well some of the anyway. Like this guy that I met while in Tennesee. He was so hot! You know what else is hot? The sun. i bet that it is so hot there that if were about 100 yards away and held out a hotdog it would burn and be cooked instantly. I love hotdogs, which is why it is going to be so hard giving them up. I want to become (hehe be cum) a vegitarian. I may not be able to spell it but by god i sure as hell will become (he he be cum) one. I may have to wait till I am eighteen though because the last time I tried to be a vegitarian, my mom, nearly bit my head off. But hey what she doesn't know won't hurt her. I think I'll eat pineapple when I become a vegitarain.
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 10, 2005 9:03:26 GMT -5
*sigh* Alex's idea to become a vegetarian amuses me. This is the person who gave up meat for Lent, but ended up eating some on the second day. She just wants to be a vegetarian because Billie is *rolls eyes* I could never be a vegetarian. Yeah, I like vegetables, but I couldn't survive on just carrots and broccoli *lol* Broccoli is good. It looks like trees. Trees are interesting. They grow to be really tall. My favorite kind of tree is a weeping willow. They're so pretty, yet very depressing to look at. Like me! ^_^ You know what else is depressing? The song "Loving the Alien" by Velvet Revolver. That song makes me cry every time I listen to it. I always skip it on the album, even though it is the last song (it comes after "Dirty Little Thing"!) Another sad song is "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day. I don't cry at that song all the time, but sometimes I do. The video premiere for it was last night, but I didn't get to see it because my mom wouldn't let me watch television. Yeah, so I fucking missed a kick-ass video. It figures. A really kick-ass video I've seen is the "Helena" video. I love the choreography! It's so wicked awesome! Gerard is all sad in that video. He needs a hug ^_^ Maybe I should give him a pineapple to make him feel better...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 10, 2005 9:38:50 GMT -5
I want to give Gerard a hug. But i think that Ray needs one more. He gets no love. I have a stuffed animal that gets no love. It's my kermit the frog animal that i keep in a shoebox. Why you may ask? Because it is possesed. I put it in my closet when i got homr from King's Island and then i shut the closet door. But when I woke up it was no longer in my closet it was sitting on my bed and the closet door was waide open. That was some scary shit. You know what else is shitty? Sam's faith in my becoming (hehe be cumming) a vagitarian. It's not because Billie is a vegitarian it's because I don't like the idea of hurting innocent animals. Besides I hardly ever eat meat anyway. I only eat it if it is combined with other food. I like food. my favorite food is fetticunni alfredo. I could eat that for ever. You know what else I could eat forever? Starburst! all those fruity flavors! Yet, they don't come (hehe cum) in pineappple.
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 10, 2005 9:56:49 GMT -5
Starbursts are yummy, but skittles are better. Skittles kick major fucking ass. Ass is the name of a donkey. Donkeys are funny. Sam and Alex and I on another thread were speaking of Quinn humping a donkey. That would be fucking hilarious. Woot. They should video tape that. Another videotape is a porn thing with Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. They're cool, they're all wild and party-ish and trasheh in a good way. Tommy ish going to college on a reality show. Reality shows are dumb. They are reality. What happened to Three's Company? THat was a sitcom. Sitcom's are funny. They amuse me. Another thing that amuses me is cotton. Cotton is funny looking. They're just...fluff. Fluff is cool. Like pocket lint. I remember one time Tom had a can of deoderant in his pocket. It kept banging against my knee in band. Tom had big pockets. He could probably fit a pineapple in there..
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 10, 2005 11:14:50 GMT -5
Tom was spiffie. He wore Converse. I wear Converse as well. I have 5 pairs ^_^ I have red, black, black and red, pink and black, and plaid. I'm still missing loverly green Converse, though. Green is my favorite color. All shades of green really reflect my moods. When I'm really fucking happy or excited, neon green best suits my mood. When I'm depressed or something, olive green or forest green best suit my mood. My moods change a lot. I could be yelling at you one minute, and giving you a cupcake the next. Cupcakes are good. I'm hungry for cupcakes now. I ate all my loverly cake that I made. I miss my cake *tear* I should make another cake. It should be a pineapple cake...
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