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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 10, 2005 14:23:15 GMT -5
I do not like a lot of icing on my cake. You may be thinking that is unamerican but oh-well. I used to only eat the icing but know it seems that I scrape off the icing, and only eat the cake. I made blueberry coffe cake the other day and nobody ate it. So I threw it away. It was sad, nobody liked my creation. I am not very creative I usually just look at something then draw it. I have no imagineagine whatsoever. I used to have an imaginary friend. His name was larry. Larry was really fat and liked to play hopscotch. He always wore a dirty wife-beater with sweat stains all over it. I guess that's what my imagination see's the average man as. The good thing about larrry was that when I was all alone I had someone to play with. I used to sit in my rrom and sing with him or play dress-up or play with barbies. I hate barbies! they are so fucked up! I mean that's not what women look like. Not every single women is perfect with long blonde hair! What about all of the black hair people like myself? (sam said it was black because it shines blue). My favorite color is blue. I do not know why it just is. I like the color blue probably because it's the color of the sky? I don't know! I don't know alot of stuff. I mean i don't know what ryhmes with my name that is an actual word. I don't know what an microphone has inside of it. But hey i do know one thing....Frank Iero is shmexy beast! He is so shmexy that he deserves a pineapple.
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 10, 2005 18:28:24 GMT -5
Frank Iero is a very shmexy beast. He's my fuck buddy. I have a lot of fuck buddies. One of my fuck buddies is Brandon Flowers from The Killers. I was reading a Slash Fiction about Brandon and Billie one day and it was quite interesting. They started making out in an elevator, then Billie smacked Brandon and they got in a fight and then they fucked each other ^_^ See? Interesting, isn't it? I read another Slash Fiction about Billie. He was pretending to be a cat and was rubbing up against Mike and Tre and purring and shit. It was shmexy. I like cats. I have three. They're all Siamese. Their names are Chance, Dharma, and Voodoo. Chance and Dharma are really fucking skinny. Voodoo is a happy fat cat *lol* Alex loves my fat cat. Alex is odd. I should mack her in the head with a pineapple...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 10, 2005 19:15:12 GMT -5
I am very odd. I often embarress myself just to get people to laugh. I embarress myself all the time yet i am easily embarressed when other people embarass me. Ironic isn't it. I like that song Ironic from Alanis Morsitte. I think I'll sing it. " An old man turned 98 he won the lottery and died the nest day it's a black fly in your chardenay it's a death row pardon two minutes to late and isn't it ironic don't you think, it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride when you've already paid it's the good advice that you just didn't take and who would've thought it figures. Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye, he waited his whole damn life to take that flight and as the plain crashed down he though well isn't this nice and isn't it ironic, don't you think it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride when you've already paid it's the good advice that you just didn't take and who would've though it figures and life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everythings gone right and throwing it in your face. and life has funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong. a traffic jam when you're already late a no smoking sign on your cigarette break it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife it's meeting the man of my dreams and meeting his beautiful wife hmm. and isn't it ironic don't you think a little too ironic and yea i really do think it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride when you've already paid it's the ggod advice that you just didn't take and who would've though it figues" woo! I did it i deserve a pineapple!
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 10, 2005 19:54:56 GMT -5
I like that song. It's quite good. I have that album in my bedroom. I also have Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins in my room. That's a great fucking album. There's a song on it called "Bullet With Butterfly Wings". That song kicks ass. The first line is the best..."The world is a vampire sent to drain." I love that line. It reminds me of the Nirvana song "Drain You". That's my favorite Nirvana song. It's from Nevermind. I have all the Nirvana albums, plus five bootlegs, PLUS the box-set. I'm such a geek ^_^ You know who else is a geek? Mikey Way. But he's a fucking shmexy geek. He's my bitch ^_^ I love him with a passion. He's so cute with his glasses. I used to wear glasses. I need to get a new prescription. I have to get glasses AND braces. That fucking sucks my ass. Ass...that's an amusing word. It reminds me of Scott's ass. Billie squeezed Scott's ass in my fanfiction. It was great. Wish I could squeeze his ass. I may even get to meet him! Well, that probably won't happen. Scottie never does meet-n-greets *tear* I should bribe him to come out with a pineapple...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 11, 2005 15:11:03 GMT -5
Sam is obsessed with scott. I m glad she is going Velvet Revovler's concert tomorrow so she will shut up about it. She will be very excited tomorrw. I can see it now. *drifts into day dream land* I get to see VR I get to see VR!! over and over she says it. Make it stop!!! *drifts back out of day dream land* I like to day dream. I like to day dream about what i wish I really looked like or what will happen in my future. Sometimes day dreaming gets me in trouble. Like once I was day dreaming in math class and my teacher asked me a question and i wasn't listening so he sent me out in the hall way. When I was little I was afraid of hallways. It was all because of the movie The Shining. It freaked me out when the little kid was running down the hallway towards those litttle girls. I once baby sat a little girl she was very annoying so I quit babysitting her. I am also very annoying. I say the stupidest stuff and it annoys people. That and the fact that I don't shut up. You could shove a pineapple in my mouth to shut me up.
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 12, 2005 8:32:16 GMT -5
Alex never shuts up. You can't take her to a movie without being shushed the entire time. Like, when I took her to see Boogeyman, she kept talking during the entire movie! Then when this crow flew into a windsheild, she laughed her ass off! Well, so did I, but that's beside the point. Crows are interesting. They remind me of the movie The Crow. I love that movie. It stars Brandon Lee, but he died shortly after making the movie. That's sad. I know another Brandon who isn't dead. That's Brandon Flowers. He's in The Killers. He's super shmexy. He was naked in the "All These Things That I've Done" video. He was taking a shower ^_^ Showers are cool. I took a shower yesterday so I could dye my hair. It's red now, but it won't be red for long *tear* I get to scare my relatives with my loverly red hair. That'll be fun. You know what else will be fun? GOING TO VELVET REVOLVER TONIGHT! Heh, that's right. It's tonight. Like you didn't already know that *lol* WOOT! I'm going to Velvet Revolver, I'm going to Velvet Revolver! *dances and sings "Sucker Train Blues"* "Yeah, and when I want to...yeah, I will find you..." Okies, I'm done. Alex and Amanda are probably gonna mack me in the head with a pineapple to get me to shut up today...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 13, 2005 11:50:40 GMT -5
Yuppers. MAck you in the head with a pineapple, like with a chain. Like in Tre's lovely song, Dominated Love Slave. That song is so cool. I need to steal it from Sam to get it on my iPod. My iPod has 449 songs on it. That's like 1/10 of all teh songs I could put on it or something. It's cool. I don't like math that much, even though I'm in accelerated. Chris is in that class with me, or he will be when school starts in like two weeks. School starts in two weeks...summer died fast, didn't it? Stupid school. The good thing is Sam is stuck with me for like three hours every day. Haha! Sam is stuck with me. Stuck...stuck is a funny word. Wouldn't the be funny is someone was having oral sex and someone's cock got stuck to the roof of their mouth? Pineapples should have oral sex...somehow.
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 18, 2005 20:15:04 GMT -5
Clinton was said to have oral sex with that one lady. I don't remember her name. That reminds me of the song "whatsername" by Green Day. I love that song with a passion. Especially when it fades out then comes back in saying "ago". That reminds of the song "Sadaam a-go-go" I forget who sings it. But anyway that songs was in the movie Empire Records. I love that movie with a passion. The guy who plays Lucas (a.k.a. Rory Cochrane) is a shmexy beast. Billie joe is a shmexy beast....he is my fuck buddie. Sean should get upgraded to my bitch. Sean deserves a pineapple for being upgraded.
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 18, 2005 20:51:02 GMT -5
Sean is spiffie. He is my fuck buddy. Why, you ask? Because he wanted to be ^_^ I was going to make him my bitch, but he said fuck buddy was better. Trent Reznor is my new bitch. For those of you who don't know, even though you should know, Trent is the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails. I love Nine Inch Nails. I just bought their new album With Teeth. It kicks major ass. You know what else kicks ass? The other album I bought *lol* It's Here's To the Mourning by Unwritten Law. I love that album. My favorite songs at the moment are "Save Me (Wake Up Call)", "F.I.G.H.T.", "Slow Dance", and "She Says". The lead singer of Unwritten Law is shmexy. His name is Scott Russo. What is it with me and guys named Scott? Anywho, Scott Russo has an interesting voice. You know who else has an interesting voice? Billy Corgan. He has a creepy voice, but I like it ^_^ My mom said that Gerard reminds her of Billy Corgan. I sort of agree with her. She said that when we were watching the "Helena" video. I love that video with a bloody passion. Gerard looks like he needs a hug. I should give him a pineapple to cheer him up...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 18, 2005 22:14:43 GMT -5
Gerard looks scary at the end of the Helena video. Another moment someone looks scary is halloween. Halloween is just another day for people to dress like whores. For Halloween I want to be a wench. It's this like medieval costume and yea. I think I would make a good medieval whore. I'm already a whore. Which is why I am part of "Bitchy Whore Inc." Bitchy Whore Inc. is (for those who lack brain cells) this board (dumbass). Dumbass is a funny word, often used to describe our friend Chris. Chris plays guitar and has skater hair. At the mall today I saw a dude who had skater hair. He was FUCKING SEXY! He had black hair a bit longish and he had a lip peircing and he was about an inch taller than me and he had a hot topic bag swinging from his right wrist. He was so fucking hawt. There are a lot of hot skater dudes at the mall, and they all carry hot topic bags. Hot topic is so cool. I bought Invader ZIM Socks! They have Gir on them. At HT the person who like helped me look for stuff had Gir on her shirt. He was singing the Doom Song. The Doom Song is so cool. Pineapples should sing the Doom Song
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 18, 2005 22:41:15 GMT -5
I heart the Doom Song. I want that shirt. I'm gonna buy it for my birthday. My birthday is October 9. It shall be the most kick-ass birthday ever *lol* I'm getting an iPod for my birthday. Yes, finally I shall be getting an iPod after months and months of begging. Amanda has an iPod. She let's me listen to it ^_^ On the way back from King's Island, we listened to "Sound Effects and Overdramatics" from The Used. I heart that song. It's just mindless screaming *lol* Screaming is fun. Bert likes to scream a lot. He says that screaming in people's faces makes him want to throw up sometimes *lol* I'm afraid of throwing up. I don't believe that I've thrown up in a very long. That's good. If I threw up right now, I don't think I'd throw up pineapples...
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 19, 2005 12:36:48 GMT -5
One time I threw up chicken wings. I am afraid of chicken wings because I threw them up. If I smell them, eat them or see them, I have a nightmare and wake up in the middle of the night ond puke. I got sick on them when I was watching the superbowl. I believe it was the year when Janet Jackson showed her boob. That was disturbing. I think that Janet looks alot like Micheal, or is it that Micheal looks like her? I think he wants to look like Janet. He is a fag. My brother is a fag. He listens to disco and wears hawiaan shirts. He also wears his hair slicked back. Everybody thinks that he's gay. He is yet to come out of the closet though. Even his friends thinks he's gay. Nobody thinks I'm gay because I talk about boys way to much. Plus if I was gay I wouldn't think that Billie Joe is hot. Which is just plain wrong. I mean if you don't think he's hot you have yo be a fag. Gay people should be given a pineapple for being made fun of.
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 19, 2005 13:01:16 GMT -5
Gay people are awesome. They're so nice. A bunch of my relatives think that being gay is wrong and that it goes against the Bible. I don't think that. I believe that there's nothing wrong with being gay. I even support gay marriage. Most of my family doesn't. That's because they're Republicans. I'm not really a Republican. I'm not really a Democrat either. I'm undecided ^_^ If I really had to choose either one, I would choose to be a Democrat because I agree with most of their views. My dad is a Republican. He got mad at me for making fun of Bush. I don't like Bush. He annoys me. Why do you think I love American Idiot? *lol* American Idiot is a kick-ass album. My favorite song on the album at the moment is "St. Jimmy". That song fucking owns. Another song that owns is "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. I love that song. It's so creepy. My favorite line is "I wanna fuck you like an animal." I used to sing that when I was with my ex, Joey. Joey dumped me on the day of the dance. He's a little bastard who can burn in hell. I should chuck a pineapple at his head...
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 19, 2005 21:23:36 GMT -5
Joey was a friend of mine. That reminds me of the song Jenny Was A Friend of Mine by the Killers. I heart that song, it's one of my favorites on the album, Hot Fuss. Hot Fuss is an interesting title. Another title I find interesting is "Palm Trees And Power Lines" by Sugarcult. I don't own that CD though. I almost did, but I didn't buy it because Sugarcult is a James Band. I'm not allowed to buy stuff that is James' unless it was recommended. Which is why I am not allowed to wear the plaid pants I just bought. James likes plaid pants. If I wear them I am just copying him. So yea, no plaid pants. Sam has plaid pants. She's wearing them for the first day of school which is in however many hours. We should buy pineapples plaid pants... except they don't have legs...
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 21, 2005 12:12:49 GMT -5
My plaid pants kick ass. I heart plaid. I also heart flannel. Flannel is interesting. Kurt Cobain wore a lot of flannel. I love Kurt. It makes me sad that he's dead *tear* He died at 27. A lot of rock stars died at 27. Like Layne Staley. He was the lead singer of Alice In Chains. I miss Layne. He reminds me of Scott. Everyone used to say that Scott was a little poser who wanted to be like Eddie Vedder. That just proves that people are stupid. Scott looked and sounded nothing like Eddie. He had his own style, so people who make fun of him can just fuck off. Fuck...that's an interesting word. It rhymes with duck, which is Alex's nickname. My nickname is Spam. Spam is strange...both the food and myself. I used to be afraid of Spam. I didn't know what it was made out of *lol* That's a scary thought. You know what else is scary? Scary movies. Yes, how ironic. Scary movies are scary. Pineapples are sort of scary...
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