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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Jul 28, 2005 20:10:54 GMT -5
this is where I'll put all the things that make me laugh from songs. Feel free to add anything you find funny, because face it, I listen to emo music. If I didn't put some amusing pop-punk quotes every now and then, I'd be fucking miserable xD just kidding. But cha, find anything you think is funny, and put it here. Whether it be an entire song, a verse, or even just a line, go ahead. And yes, once again, I lurve local bands. If you happen to have one that qualifies for this thread, go ahead. I remember a l.b. in Alabama had a line that amused me, something along the lines of.
"Tie the rope and kick the chair,
leave me hanging there."
It was morbid to the point that it was almost kinda funny. Anyways, I am now done.
Amanda ze All Powerful Homie Whore
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Post by PunkWhore on Jul 29, 2005 8:40:02 GMT -5
I have a song. It's by Green Day (no shit). It cracks me up every time!
"The Grouch"
I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you
Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six-pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me, so fuck you
Wasted youth and a fistfull of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistfull of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view
I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat
Oh my God, I'm turning out like my dad
I'm always rude, I've a bad attitude
The world owes me, so fuck you
The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up
I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me, so fuck you
The best line in that song is the wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up...I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up.
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Post by x.Cross.My.Heart.x on Jan 28, 2006 17:29:42 GMT -5
Haha..i wanna do one XD
"The New Violence"
Live from the vacant lot. Everything that you dread.
We are the broken teeth amassing in your head.
This is the new violence. (We want more)
Cry if you're feeling faint. (Yeah yeah)
Well bring the cameras in it's time to carve you out.
Bang bang motherfucker, yeah.
So while you sleep at night.
We will crawl inside and eat you out alive.
You host the parasite, we'll hold your televised suicide.
We're gonna find you tonight.
We've got the bright lights.
You'll be a star.
So get the bullets, alright.
And pull the trigger.
What is there left to lose? Why are you holding back?
Your fifteen minutes will be over in a flash.
The leeches are at your throat. (We want blood)
Lie if you're feeling faint. (Yeah yeah)
Well tie you up and down and drain your life away.
Bang bang motherfucker, yeah.
So while you sleep at night.
We will crawl inside and eat you out alive.
You host the parasite, we'll hold your televised suicide.
We want blood.
We want blood.
Yeah!
So while you sleep at night.
We will crawl inside and eat you out alive.
You host the parasite, we'll hold your televised suicide.
Who are you?
Who are,
Who are you?
You're no one.
No one,
Who are you?
thas by Emanuel. my like, new favorite band.
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