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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 9, 2005 18:28:36 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a princess who was the most beautiful princess in the land. She got knocked up by a fat drunked lard and had ugly babies for the rest of her life, living off of rats and losing her crown to her plain, less-pretty sister. The End!
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 9, 2005 21:50:11 GMT -5
That was...erm...interesting...
I've got a better one!
Once upon a time, there was a frog. His name was Bob. Bob was a lonely frog. One day, a princess came around and made out with the frog. The frog turned into Billie Joe Armstrong. He was shmexy. Then they fucked. THE END!
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 9, 2005 22:58:15 GMT -5
Lol, nice one!
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 16, 2005 11:12:37 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a girl named Alice. She fucked a boy named Scott. They lived happily ever after.
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 16, 2005 11:21:25 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a loverly princess named Amanda. Amanda was in love with a prince. His name was Gerard. Gerard was a shmexy beast. He had a big cock. Princess Amanda liked big cocks. In order for Amanda to marry Prince Gerard, she had to fuck him like an animal. So she did. THE END.
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 19, 2005 15:13:26 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a peasant girl named Sam. Her idiot father took her to the prince's house to spin gold. Then a dude named Ozzie Ozbourne spun the gold for her. Peasant Sam then married Prince Scott. She and PRince Scott had a baby. Ozzie wanted to eat the baby, but settled for a sex tape done by Sam and Prince Scott. The End!
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 19, 2005 15:20:50 GMT -5
HA! I like that one.
Once upon a time, there was a whore named Alex. Alex had a dog named Frank. One day, Alex came across a witch, who turned Frank the dog into a person. Alex married her dog/person Frank, but still had to deal with the fleas and the barking *LOL* The end!
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Post by flowerchild27 on Aug 19, 2005 15:36:40 GMT -5
once upon a time there was a rat. It liked to eat cheese. One day the rat wondered across a girl with some cheese. The rat started to nibble on her ankle. instead of kicking the rat away, she knelt down and fed the rat some cheese. The rat was very pleased with this. The girl picked up the rat and put him on her shoulder. The girl took very good care of the rat. One day on her 27th birthday she went to check on her rat and it was dead. The girl started to cry for the rat had ben her only friend. Now as the girl slumped down tot he floor she noticed someone sitting on her bed. She automatically wiped at the tears and wipped around to met the stranger. Sitting on her bed was Billie Joe Armstrong. She looked back in the cage and there was no rat. Billie looked at her with his hawt green eyes. The girl stood up and so did billie. the looked down at her ragged black skirt the torn fishnets and the rattie old black converse she was wearing. Billie lifted the girls chin and kissed her. He wispered in her ear and said "you were the only person compasonite enough to take care of a rat. You have grown beautiful from when you were a little girl. you have a heart of gold and it doesn't matter that you are poor i love you anyway." it then became clear to the girl that the rat had been billie, but it was her tears that made him real. They got married and had kids (which means they fucked!) and to this day she is the richest person in the world! ha ha
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Post by PunkWhore on Aug 19, 2005 18:53:52 GMT -5
YAY! *applause*
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Post by allpowerfulamanda on Aug 19, 2005 20:57:34 GMT -5
Nice one Alex. Not as...erm...straight-foreward as Sam and I's (*cough cough*) but loverly!
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Post by flowerchild27 on Nov 4, 2005 8:13:02 GMT -5
i can't help it! i feel the need to explain!
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Post by x.Cross.My.Heart.x on Nov 27, 2005 20:56:44 GMT -5
ooh i wanna do one
Once upon a time there were three girls named Alex, Sam and Amanda.
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
when they turned uh
14 they all died.
every1 cried.
Boo-Hoo
they werent buried, they were fed to the wolves instead
Then a girl named jessica
uhm
somehow managed to get into this story and lived happily ever after
THE END.
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